For millennia women have been fulfilling their purpose, making babies, cooking, and cleaning, but recently that has changed. In the past one hundred years women have strayed from their kitchens and out into the world of men; women have become undomesticated. This undomestication has tipped the perfect balance held by nature for all time and must be re-established through the re-domestication of women, so they are once again cooking and cleaning dutifully.
The re-domestication of women will be quite simple. Men, with their superior intellect, must force women back into the kitchen by any and all means necessary. Of course with man's superiority this should not be difficult; all that should be said is "get back in the kitchen" and the women will return. There is no way that this plan will not work, but if for some reason the woman is idiotic and does not understand the man's complex phrases, then he should use physical force to relocate her back to the kitchen. If by some chance she is knocked out the man should drag her back to the kitchen and should not support her in anyway; supporting her might cause him some sort of strain, and that is unacceptable.
Once the women have been re-domesticated there is no need for laws such as woman's suffrage or title IX that enable women--these laws were ill-conceived in the first place and only served to allow women to be somewhat equal to men. If the government had really supported the undomestication of women ,they would have passed more equality laws or attempted to remove the “glass ceiling,” but of course they didn't, so there is no need to worry about the bruises on a man’s wife; she's his property.
Although all women belong in the kitchen, the husbands that kept their wives domesticated should receive some sort of prize for maintaining the natural balance of life, while on the other hand men like Bill Clinton should be made to serve in the kitchen for allowing his wife to attempt to become President. Even though it never would have happened, punishment is essential to reinforce that domestication will be a strictly enforced policy. There is a predicament with the quasi-undomesticated women who attempted to establish themselves in the man's world, but failed miserably as expected. The question is, should the husband be punished for allowing the breach in domestication or should their employer be presented honors for refusing to promote women solely because they're exceptional at making sandwiches. I personally would rather see the employer not rewarded or fined due to his exceptional, innate hypocrisy of hiring a woman to work for him, but subsequently refusing to promote her. Also, if no reward is given, then the United States will save millions of dollars in payments to the large number of hypocritical, inequality-promoting employers.
After the re-domestication process has occurred, strong fines must be put into place to punish any man who for a moment doubts his natural superiority. This way the domestication of women will be permanent and women can become even more useless than when they were out in the man's world attempting to make something out of themselves.
--Nefarious Lee
--Nefarious Lee
